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Heaven & Hurricane

Future

Finally I´m proud to tell my mum I´m not in the best place and "my" area. I´m a good student. I´m classified in the fifteen best students of my school but Sciences isn´t my scene. I always were good at languages, music and sports. English and Music were my preferences. I liked to Sciences but... were a little different from the others. I had the best mark in my final exam in portuguese. My marks at portuguese and english are one of the best, and I´ve been wondering: what am I doing? I made a mistake in choosing my carreer. I told, yesterday, to my mum that I´m in the wrong study area. I suggested to do the 10º degree again in Languages but she prefer to pay me a private college. Actually, I don´t. I don´t like my mum waste too much cash with me and I´m not feeling happy to go to a private college. So... that´s all.

Future #2

I DON´T WANNA STUDY ANYMORE! I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY AND SELL MY BOOKS! I JUST WANNA PASS MY LIFE WRITING BOOKS, PEOPLE! I HATE STUDY MATH! I HATE STUDY CHEMISTRY! I HATE ALL! PLEASE, WAKE ME UP! I´M LIVING A NIGHTMARE!

what i really want to do...

in the final of the year... PARTY!

until there...

I WILL CRY!!!



Friends



 You don´t care if I´m ugly...

You talk to me when I´m a little bit insane...


You awake I´m sleeping while you´re talking! ;)

You kid with me when I´m talking seriously

You suffer with me!

You explain me what I don´t know!

You run with me in my battles and help me defeat the enemy

You talk with me about Damon Salvatore! ;)

You talk with me about Dean Winchester! 

hehe! I talk to you about Sam Winchester!


You talk with me about music! 

We dance togheter! :D

You smile with me! :D

You SCREAM with me! ;)

You cry with me! :(

You´re so cute! *-*

I <3 you! *-*

To 5 special people called: Ever, Chloe, Cass, Bolachinha and Aninha! *-*

School

1 month before the exam

3 weeks before the exam

2 weeks before the exam

1 week before the exam

6 days before the exam

(...)

3 days before the exam

1 day before the exam

Minutes before the exam...

After the exam...




School #2

Today I´m feeling:

And... you ask me: why? I answer...
I HAVE EXAM TOMOROW!

After the exam, probably I will...

And after...
I´M FREE! 

And Friday! No school! Yeah!


Holy Shit!

So, if tomorrow I didn´t had exam, at this time I would have been on Porto, seing MGMT.
But I´m a unlucky person and I´m here... blogging and studying...

But Andrew, you can count with me in other concert! ;)


By the way... Did you know that in Denmark, students are paid to study?

MUM! BYYYYEEEEE! :D

I´m such an unlucky person...

So... My exam...
I don´t know...

When I see an interessant guy


When I ask his age:

When he ask my age:

And I realise I´m too young to him...

AWESOME!


I´m such a bitch!

I hate persuasive people

In the morning when I´m taking care of uncle´s store a man, very very stupid man, came and ask me for the money that my mum had left to pay a paintting. So, the man basically forced my cousin to buy a table and she left me a few money not enough to pay two tables. The man came and I ask for the paintting and I gave the money. He asked me for the money of the other painting...


I answered:

"No, I heard the conversation and my cousin didn´t say she wanted the paintting. So, if you wan,t you can take this money unless you want talk with her,"

He said:

"But girl! For God´s Sake! She arranged with me. I´ll be harmed."

His face...

I continued...
"No, I heard the conversation and she didn´t want the paintting. Your plan was did it and force her to buy it. If I was she... I wouldn´t buy the paintting."

My face...

My mind was thinking... "You´re such a bitch. I met people like you. I won´t ease your life, son."

At the end when I paid the paintting of my mum, he said:

"You´re an amazing gir! You´re so nice!"


I´m an amazing person and I answered:

"I´m not nice, sir."

"You´re wrong! So, when You´re nice?"


I thought: "Look at my face and find any kind of sympathy for you"

"At the end of the day. And your persuasion techinques doesn´t work it me."

His face:

I suppose he was thinking: "You´re suck a bitch, girl! You found my secret!"

And I´m smilling inside... because I can be bad with who deserves!

"So, I´ll back soon. I wanna talk with her."


And he returned and could sell the paintting. He´s an horrible man! Jesus! So disgusting and he think he is beautiful and charmous... Oh my God. I hate man like him! And he talks a lot. With me the conversation took me five minutes but with my cousin and uncle took 30 minutes. omg... I think I were bad but I hate him and, futhermore, he was always lokking to my legs. So disgusting!


When I told to my cousin...


"You´re amazing, girl! You´re my idol!"

When my cousin told to my uncle...
"Oh my God! I can´t believe!"

And I... in the end...
"Oh! I´m still a bipolar person."

Actually, I´m nice. I´m not nice with people that I don´t know or with disgusting people or people that I really hate or when I´m mad! Don´t be afraid!

Nights

Yesterday I were to my school at 8h30 p.m. Actually, I thought that "Cultural coffee" would be a plaguy. 
Before leaving home:

Before seing my teachers:

When I´m talking to my teachers:

"How can you be so different here? I wanna lessons with teachers outside classroom! They´re cool!"

And the best moment... was when my friends sang my song!

Amazing!


Classroom:

Annie: "Life won´t wait for you"
Hayley: "No life won´t wait for you ma friennnnnndddd!"

João:

Classmates:

Me and Annie:


And after...
"Dreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaammmm brother, my kiiiiillller, my looover!"


João: Again?!


We:

Holy Shit #2

I love Placebo... and I went to the web site of the Summer Festival called "Marés Vivas" in V.N. Gaia and I saw:
Placebo - (i think) 13 Julho
My face:

And... I realise that Placebo wouldn´t come to Portugal because I was seing the poster of the previous year!


Dog

My dog is so cute! He knows when I´m mad with him and he surrounds me constantly to have caress and to know I´m not angry with him!

And now... he´s eating my rubber!


Classroom... wtf?

Peter:
He stays alike lots of time looking at me:

Few minutes later...

what I really want to to to him... -.-

My face...

My thoughts...
"I will kill you!"

But, instead I smile, thinking that he is such an idiot and I´m a princess! hehe

Welcome to Hell! We have Cookies and Cocaine! ^^

What a hell am I writing?

Sorry, my little Bolachinha! If Joe hadn´t tested me... I wouldn´t done that! hihihi

Joe: Bolachina, put your hand like me! Place your outstretched hand and I will move your hand, ok?

Bolachinha´s face:
"Ok, I will do it"

Well, I knew what Joe would do, so I hit on your hand with more force that I wanted! Sorry!

Bolachinha´s face:

My face:

"Ups! I´m sorry!"

Soooorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy! :D

Such a mess...

When I think I´ll find Nárnia in my wardrobe:

What I find...

I´m such an unlucky person #2!


Blogger... Really dumb, you need to go to rehab... How can I follow nobody? Please... don´t make me stay mad... because I almost cried with this gif!!! I think I´m not in me! I never cry!

Answer: No.

Holy Shit #3

I don´t understand anything about Maths!

Wow! Awesome...

Oh! Really Cool! 

Thrusday I have Biology exam...

Tuesday... I have test at Physical Education...

Monday... I have to study...

I n the weekend... I ahve to study...

Today... I have to study too!

And Friday... hum... Let´s go to Coimbra! YYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH! \m/

But... the saga begins... Studying to Maths...
Oh! Oh! I really love trains!

Classroom #2

When a teacher ask me something:
"Is it for me?"

"Of course, Hayley"

My thoughts.... "Oh shit!"

"Hum... Can you repeat the question, please?"

"What´s the meaning of the expression." - she asked.

OMFS!
"Hum... she´s confused? I´m not sure... (Really sure!)"

"Correct!"
Oh yeah!

I can´t understand why my english teacher is always asking me...



I hate Mondays!

My day begins with Math...

After... I have Philosophy...

And the teacher...
Talks a lot! Jesus!

After I have Biology...

And after... home

I HATE MONDAYS!

Random things...

"Why don´t you use shorts?"
It´s an easy answer...

"I don´t have self love."

"Why are you so serious this morning?"

An idiot question...

"I HAVE EXAM, JERK!"

"Why you´re hearing this melancholic music?"

"Please, shuuuut uuuup!"

And so, my day was the best, as you can see!


But... I´m a little bit happy because... I´m seing SUPERNATURAL!!!


Tomorrow.... Tomorrow...

TOMORROW! COIMBRA AWAITS ME! OH YEAH!

and...

Skunk Anansie and Marés Vivas too!
I´M AWAKE! TRYING TO SLEEP! 
OMG! I CAN´T BELIEVE, NOW I´M THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN ALL THE WORLD!
PORTO WON! I´M HAPPY! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh! I´m ok... I´m not insane...
(não me apetece traduzir isto... mas hoje estou assim com instintos delinquentes... bem, eu fiz isto tudo quando recebi a notícia e fiz porcaria o dia todo! PPPOOOORRRRTTTOOOO!)

F**** Shit!

I´m ill!

AWESOME...

I have to study...

AWESOME...

I have to clean my mess...

AWESOME....

In fact... isn´t awesome but... a f***** SHIT!

Again...

Tuesday I have math exame...

And the best thing is... I don´t wanna study!

And... I don´t understand anything!

Lord! Help me! I only ask you this! Please, don´t leave me alone and let me see the exame of the best student in my class!

I´m such an unlucky person... Cientifically proved.


3 comentários:

AnnieTavares disse...

Amei! Amei! E amei!
ahahaha não consigo para de rir! :D

мαя™ disse...

Já somos duas! xD
Não conseguia parar de rir!

??? disse...

Lindo!